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Subject:  Gift for Children of Progressives Date:  9/25/2020  8:25 PM
Author:  bighairymike Number:  885651 of 888345

Christmas is not too far off. Better get one of these while they are still available. Bound to be a "hot" Seller.

https://babylonbee.com/news/fisher-price-introduces-supreme-...

Fisher-Price Releases 'My First Peaceful Protest' Playset With House You Can Actually Burn Down


EAST AURORA, NY—The toy geniuses at Fisher-Price have announced a brand new toy made just for leftist parents and their kids: the My First Peaceful Protest playset. The kid-size clubhouse will come with several varieties of spray paint so kids can tag the tiny building with their own empowering slogans. It will also be made out of cardboard, allowing the cute little tikes to burn the whole thing down if their demands are not met.

"Here at Fisher-Price, we are steadfastly committed to social justice," said toy designer Camden Flufferton. "We need to teach our kids what democracy looks like, and there's no better example of democracy in action than violent vandalism and arson. We hope this new playset will serve as an inspiration for parents wanting to teach their kids how to threaten citizens with violence whenever their demands are not met."
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