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Subject:  Country wisdom Date:  1/22/2021  8:13 PM
Author:  laladonny Number:  189742 of 190830

Country fences need to be horse high, pig tight, and bull strong.

Life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce.

Keep skunks and lawyers at a distance.

Life is simpler when you plow around the stumps.

Don't skinny dip with snapping turtles.

Meanness don't happen overnight.

To know how country folks are doing, look at their barns, not their houses.

Teachers, Moms, and hoot owls sleep with one eye open.

Don't sell your mule to buy a plow.

Don't corner something meaner than you.

Man is the only critter who feels the need to label things as flowers or weeds.
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