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Subject:  A man walked into a bar... Date:  9/21/2021  4:01 PM
Author:  PoodleLover Number:  192223 of 194369

A man walked into a bar, and declared:

"One beer for me, for the bartender, and for everybody else!"

The crowd rejoiced greatly. The bartender handed out the drinks, and the evening went on happily.

When it was nearly time to close, the bartender asked for payment from the man. When he said he doesn't have any money, the bartender took him outside and beat the shit out of him.

The next evening, the man walked into the bar again and declared:

"One beer for me, for the bartender, and for everybody else!"

The crowd rejoiced even louder, but the bartender interrupted and asked the man if he will pay this time. "Of course, of course I'll pay" he answered, and so the bartender handed out the drinks, and the evening went on happily.

When it was closing time, the bartender demanded payment from the man, and he again responded by saying that he has no money to pay. The bartender took him outside again and beat the shit out of him.

On this third day, the man walked into the bar and declared:

"One drink for me, and for everybody else!"

The bartender asked: "Why not one for me?"

The man answered: "You get violent when you're drunk".
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