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A couple o' quickies:

Lame duck boasting on a reporter's mike,
Fox and golfing as he please,
Conspiracies tweeted out by a liar
And folks masked up like EMTs.

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Santa baby, just slip Joe Biden under the tree for me
Been an awful good girl-
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight!

Santa baby, Kamala Harris too, coz I'm blue
I'll wait up for you, dear--
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight!

Think of all the times I did resist
Think of all the times I did persist
Next year, I could be just as good
If you check off my Democrats list!

Santa baby, I want the Senate, and really that's not a lot
Been an angel all year--
Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight!
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