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Now what's all this Anejoport weak-ass junk? One pick, right here in my own backyard, and they up 11 percent this week already. Now lemme tell you something, my sweet little white-punks-on-dope constituency. Yo gotta come down outta that tree yo huggin sometime! If you don't get your butt in gear and start pickin' some stocks soon, they gonna have too big a lead to ever catch up. Now that they pickin' OUR stocks, lookin' at the big SV money you unnastand, we need to get our water hoardin' bordello restorin' butts in full gear. Can't help myself--just got my esspense budget and I am here at 57 w 57 in New Yawk City, findin' me a new Brioni cut or two. This City, y'unnerstand, it's got a square just like ours, Time Square or sumptin, with a TKTS outlet right in the middle of it, just like ours. Boy, everyone stealin' our ideas. Our stock picks too. And what are we gonna do 'bout that laopera guy comin' right on up hear next Thursday? Send his ass home wit a loaf of the finest sourdough and an It's It? Give him a martini like he never had? Someone tol me he be there at Perry's right at 6:01 sharp. Too bad I still be in New Yawk waitin to humiliate another tailor or two. Someone buy him the best 'tini in our fair city, willya? Or better yet, make him buy you one. Shake that fella down for me. He must be loaded if he picked ELON, the mothe--

OK, Jesu Cristo, Pietro, don you have anything with a vent? I don like to wrinkle my fine coat all up before I even get to wear it 100 times or so.

Hizzoner the Honorable Honorary WillahBrown
Mayah of da City
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