There was this couple that had been married for20 years. Every time they made love the husbandalways insisted on shutting off the lights.Well, after 20 years the wife felt this wasridiculous. She figured she would break him ofthis crazy habit.So one night, while they were in the middle of awild, screaming, romantic session, she turned onthe lights. She looked down ... and saw herhusband was holding a battery operated device.She goes completely ballistic. " You impotentbastard, " she screamed at him, " how could yoube lying to me all of these years? You betterexplain yourself!The husband looks her straight in the eyes andsays calmly:" I'll explain the toy ... if you explain the kids. "
Haha good one! My wife always insists the lights be off. She'd do anything to keep from seeing me have a good time!
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