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After some talking, I've discovered that she feels it's unfair that she always feels guilty when she goes out and does fun stuff without the family, but I don't feel guilty when I do it(this, of course, is my fault).

Ah, yes. The "Fun Points" method of keeping track of who is the most burdened parent-of-young-children. Couples iterate any activities that are not directly related to child raising, then compare. For example:

Change a diaper: 0 points.
Change the oil: 5 points.
Change the channel: 10 points.
Change seats in a movie theater to get a better view of the R-rated actionfest: 50 points

Drive a car to get formula at one-thirty in the morning: 0 points.
Drive a nail into a block of wood to make a bookshelf: 5 points.
Drive a golf ball: 10 points.
Drive a truck through mud to reach your buddy's cousin's dad's acreage for a weekend of duck hunting: 100 points.

Location of activities earning Fun Points adds a Multiplier Effect. For example, drinking a beer earns 5 points. Drinking a beer at home while ironing or painting a nursery multiplies the points by 0.75. Drinking a beer at an office party at which you are expected to attend: multiply by 2. Drinking a beer with unmarried friends who you used to spend time with before you were married: multiply by 10.

Add up your total points. Whoever has the lowest score wins and gets to feel taken advantage of. The loser will deny the winner sex for a period of time in direct proportion to the gap between the two Fun Points scores. The game lasts until the children are, in extreme cases, putting their own children through college, although periodic "Score Checks" can be called at any time by the person who suspects the other party may have surged ahead in score. The very act of calling a "Score Check," regardless of the outcome, reduces your own score by 40 points.