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(just received the following in an email send-around)
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Here's the solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the Airports:


Have a booth that you can step into that will not x-ray you, but will Detonate any explosive device you may have on your body. It would be a Win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial Profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial.


Justice would Be quick and swift.


This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now. You're in the Airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.


Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention Standby passengers. We now have a seat available on flight number 4665 ..... Paging maintenance. Shop Vac needed in booth number 4."

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Sounds good to me!

nl
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