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There once was a poster named aj,
Who was chastised and sent away.
Will he return?
Or will he spurn
All the Fools who cast him away.


OleDoc
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AJ was a quirky old dude
Who some people found to be rude
He offered up pics
Of hot naked chicks
The moderators judged to be lewd.
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But he realized his worth
he's a humor board first
and came back with a vengence to post
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There once was a poster named (blank blank)
Who constantly posted his spank spank
Until Motley Fool
Said we no dude, we rule
So his access has now been yank-yanked

Paul T.
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Do you guys need me to explain the difference between an ode and a limerick, or do you want to just Google it?
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SubparJoe was a tool
As were his followers on the fool
A little neocon cult
The lot of those dolts
They all thought that racist jokes rule


It's amazing how many of your posts are insults.
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It's amazing how many of your posts are insults.

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using the "ignore this fool" function will make you feel better about this (f)ool. I know I sure felt better when I p-boxed him.
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It's amazing how many of your posts are insults.

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You just broke my irony meter
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You just broke my irony meter

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OCD: ironing meter

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ps this post should peg the ironing meter
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It's amazing how many of your posts are insults.

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You just broke my irony meter


And you continue to prove my point.
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Do you guys need me to explain the difference between an ode and a limerick, or do you want to just Google it?

Hey there, LCKitten! Thanks for the post. Wow! I didn't think that would cause any controversy! But, for the record, I will state that my "Ode ot AJ" was neither a classical "ode" nor a classical "limerick."

It was not a "classical limerick" (9-9-6-6-9) because the meter was 9-8-5-5-8.

It was an "ode" in the sense of the modern usage ("irregular ode") which endorses an unstructured meter. Thus, a "haiku" can be an "ode" if it is titled as such and pays hommage or praise to some person, place, or thing.

The post to which you replied was deleted (as were a number of others) - such a pity! However, you are quite correct that all those pundits penning antagonististic verse were not penning an "ode", since, by rudimentary definition, an "ode" invokes praise and respect.


OleDoc

OJ:

AJ walks into Junior Seau's for a drink in the afternoon. He looks around but no one is tending the bar.

He asks a bosomy young waitress, "Is the bar tender here?"

She gives him her moves and replies, "Sure enough, cowboy! Do you want a bite?"
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Sainted AJ is martyred and blessed
By his worshippers praising with zest.
But a few of us feel
That it's not a big deal...
By his absence we don't feel distressed
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Joe is a funny ol' bloke
who knows how to throw in a good joke.
But he doesn't deserve praise
to the point of butts raised
He is just different from other HURL folk.
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Hmmm! I think this sounds better....

Joe is a funny ol' bloke
who knows how to throw in a good joke.
But he doesn't deserve praise
on your knees and butts raised
He is just different from other HURL folk.

Enough from Kez! :o)

Love ya's

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