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Dear, Finest Woman on Earth,

I'm prepared to take my own life for forgetting to be sensitive to your mood.
I was on my knees worshipping your shrine,
and thought I could cheer you up by being funny.
So I'm sitting in the dark, waiting to die, hoping you don't tell The Mom about this.
Please cut it off now, or I'll do it myself.
You mean enough to me that I'd modify the Apology Note Generator.

Yer Love Dude,
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