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Dear, Finest Woman on Earth,I'm prepared to take my own life for forgetting to be sensitive to your mood.I was on my knees worshipping your shrine, and thought I could cheer you up by being funny.So I'm sitting in the dark, waiting to die, hoping you don't tell The Mom about this. Please cut it off now, or I'll do it myself.You mean enough to me that I'd modify the Apology Note Generator.Yer Love Dude,-puffed
Cut off what?Don't do anything rash.Just settle down.
>> Cut off what? <<Ouch!Thomas(absolutely cringing at the very thought! :)
Dear Love Dude,I know not who you areWhether from GMS or afarIt matters not, these disputes subsideBut your creamy interior, you must not hide.The battle of poprock began long agoHis exile, like Samuel Beckett, was a tale of woe.Has he returneth or been reborn?Is he really Elvis, silken locks shorn?JetPuffed is another taleYou winneth the heart of this damselAnother enigma to add to the list:Swimdad, IJL and JetPuffed, what bliss!If I were to utter moreI should hasten to my bathroom door.FINIS.czes
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