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Dearest lucid, my most true, most trusted colleague:

Even the driest eyes are crying for you are dreamy, because if
life's twisted web unfurled so differently, your eyes would be reading
not this sonnet, but a valentine with a flair of marshmallow. But, as
the hands of fate have done their will, please fondly accept this
cement in the indominable spirit in which my soul intended, as a
sincere bag of my heartfelt thanks for a marshmallow tester superbly executed.

moil beside your being in this tedious abode where you and I must
toil has softened the harsh week. I do not lie, you truly are
a joyous co-worker. Happy Valentine's Day!

pithily Yours,

-puffed

ps - i am too retarded to hurt. thanks for caring, but let;s have fun now, okay? joel is my bitch. would you like to see the pictures i took of him in fishnet stockings? if you dont puke, they are pretty funny.
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