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Dear Redsomething,

This e-mail is just to let you know that right now,
someone has a crush on you. They can't stop thinking
about you and wish they were yours.

They knew they liked you from the first time you said they sucked. Since then
they have had this crush on you.

Would you like a hint as to who has a crush on you?

They usually wear white colored socks.
They usually wear no underwear.
Their favorite movie is pee wee's big adventure.
And their favorite food is marshmallows.

If you want to know who it is, you'll have to try a
figure it out from there. Maybe if you are lucky they
will come and find you first.

Good Luck,

Your Secret Admirer
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