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My dear Polish Newbie,

Please forgive me.

I have been waiting my whole life for a lover as wild
as you, but I might have offended you by staring so frequently at your breasts or by telling your mother that she looks like a marshmallow.

I yearn for your forgiveness! I will make it up to you.
I'll cook, and then we can watch anything you want on TV. WWWF Wrassli'n, a Yanni concert, the Home Shopping Network -- It doesn't matter.
I won't see it. I'll be transfixed by you in your halter top,
munching on your buttered cucumbers.

Forgive me this time, and our phone-tag love will last forever.

Yours insatiably,

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