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and that they are all in fact mean people who secretly want to rape their neighbor, replace the solar panels on the house with a coal stove and kick their dogs.

Not me. I wanna steal their birth control, give 'em cancer, haul them away in chains, and tie their dog to the roof of the car. Then, I'll eat breakfast and figure out what I'm gonna do with the rest of the day.
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