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Top 10 Things overheard at the (mythical) DRIP Convention:

10. "That's no customer service rep...that's my wife!"
9. "Dividends?! We don't need no stinking dividends!"
8. "Oh Yeah? Well, my vast financial empire can kick your vast financial empire's butt any day!"
7. "The sock puppets have spoken."
6. "The automated phone line? Yeah, I spent a week on that one afternoon!"
5. "Oh...so you're the guy that came up with that 'convenient, affordable plan' letter! I wouldn't mention that to anyone if I were you."
4. "I heard that they're merging. They're going to call it 'HighandBold Builder.' You give them your bank account info and they magically turn your money into their money."
3. "I knew he was a transfer agent. I just didn't realize that he was a double agent!"
2. "Canadian? What's that in real money?!"
1. "I'll see your share of Enron and raise you a nickel."
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