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Are the '04 nominations open already?


Not officially yet when has that stopped a tide of desire? The fervor builds because what can fervor do in a vacuum? The only problem is that us contenders will peak too soon. I am gauging my efforts so that I will impact at just the right time: when The Feste Award nominees are fixed I will make my move to ensure I get The Feste Award Fourth Class with Simulated Gold Braid thus snatching the victory of inanity over content.

All I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by. I am focused. The first year I missed winning The Feste Award Third Class with Palm Cluster by a hair. The second year by even less. This year, having set my sights on the lesser Feste Award Fourth Class with Simulated Gold Braid, the essential component is that you're still breathing, I know deep in my bones I shall achieve this.


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