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As they streamed out of detention camps in northern Syria following U.S. withdrawal of military support in the region, jubilant ISIS prisoners on Monday hailed their American liberators. “We never thought we’d see the day when someone would finally stand up for us and free us from the Syrian Democratic Forces’ clutches,” said ISIS member Mohsin Al-Lateef as hundreds of his recently liberated fellow jihadist militants praised President Donald Trump and raised American flags in tribute to their emancipators.

The Onion.


The Onion omitted the most important part -- The "president" assured us that ISIS former prisoners will ALL head to Europe. Not even one of them will come to the US -- thanks to those 2 big oceans that keep us safe. But certainly most of the jihadist militants will want to see Disneyland.

Somehow none of this is funny. I wonder what I'm missing.
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