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At the risk of sounding overly sensitive to irrational mumblings not directed toward anyone in particular I'll step up and venture to ask - are you referring to me here? It's not that I really seek to take personal offense but resolving the apparently purposeful ambiguity would help me to adapt and tune my dialog to the peculiarities of the overly sensitive and the insecure. So, if your comments are directed at me I'll venture to say it's impressionable and remarkable that somone would go well out of their way to take personal offense at a collection of objective data conclusions presented in the context of whimsical quasi-scientific interpretation to the purpose of entertainment. Frankly, I never would have anticipated encountering such a delicate and emotional constitution in an adult forum. But no matter - in your world you would have us believe that there is no standard of good or evil. But then how do you explain an offense so taken and your present irritation? I must presume it was not good for you - but what do you expect of free entertainment anyway? But frankly, I'll say I can't really respect your perspective; but I can sure have fun with it if you want to play?

To that end I would ask is it important to understand a thing you only desire to abuse or pleasure yourself with? I made no moral judgement of you in particular - I left that as a task for the reader. Rather I made some broad categorizations of possible groups to use as a collection mechanism of like and dissimilar behaviors. I can not be responsible if somone assigns a negative connotation to the category title "non-kinky" any more so than I can be responsible for somone thinking the title "kinky" is bad. Certainly in a believe system such as yours that does not discriminate between bad or good there is no rational way to take offense at any categorization since there is no negative or positive connotation in anything. Kind of like sex with no joy or disappointments eh? Why bother then?

So in the spirit of Shakespeare and in your make believe land of no good and no bad you should take no offense for me saying anything whatsoever - certainly nothing not addressed to you personally.

So, then thou artless fen-sucked codpiece - get thee behind me and far from my loins and learn a downwind lesson.

When it comes to laughter, motivation is as irrelevant as is the vulgar notion of getting screwed. And what does not materialize under logic can be compelled to operate through provocative pictures or Viagra - you might try some of each some day and fathom what may work best for you.

Also, marketing is a thing for whores and pimps - but you seem to have some familiarity with that already and should therefor already be well versed in this truth. But I revert to logic again - pardon me. As for me I think I just discovered that I rather enjoy screwing with your mind. But I honestly must complain that I find it lacking sufficient depth...


Dude, I know you're trying to sound intelligent and all, but you're kind of annoying.
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