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And then I told Joe, I wouldn't touch this caption with a 10 foot pole.
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.....and they gonna be re-electing him!
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... and then I said 'You'd better give it back, you're getting it all wrinkled'.
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"... then he said, 'I will preserve medicare and social security, and I will lower taxes, and I will cut the deficit, and I'll spend more on the military.'
And I said, "Yes sir, and will the money for all this be coming out of your magic underpants or mine?"
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So this morning she wakes up sober, rolls over, looks at me and says.
"Hey, you're not Brad Pitt."

~aj
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you see that guy with a camera taking a picture of us? His fly is open, he's standing under a tree full of pigeons and my cousin Edgar is jacking his car right now!
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yes i like to squeeze it out the left side too...............
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Who told Average Joe that this was a nudist camp?
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Barack and Michelle Obama in their late 60's out on the streets laughing over the joke they played on America during their one-term presidency.
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