And then I told Joe, I wouldn't touch this caption with a 10 foot pole.
.....and they gonna be re-electing him!
... and then I said 'You'd better give it back, you're getting it all wrinkled'.
"... then he said, 'I will preserve medicare and social security, and I will lower taxes, and I will cut the deficit, and I'll spend more on the military.'And I said, "Yes sir, and will the money for all this be coming out of your magic underpants or mine?"
So this morning she wakes up sober, rolls over, looks at me and says."Hey, you're not Brad Pitt."~aj
you see that guy with a camera taking a picture of us? His fly is open, he's standing under a tree full of pigeons and my cousin Edgar is jacking his car right now!
yes i like to squeeze it out the left side too...............
Who told Average Joe that this was a nudist camp?
Barack and Michelle Obama in their late 60's out on the streets laughing over the joke they played on America during their one-term presidency.
Best Of |
Favorites & Replies |
Start a New Board |
My Fool |