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Subject: Best Solution

The best solution I've heard...

Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will inspire
his comrades to take hostages to demand his release. Therefore, I suggest
we do neither. Let the Special Forces, Seals or whatever covertly capture
him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform
a complete sex change operation. Then we return her to Afghanistan to live
as a woman under the Taliban.





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Killing him will only create a martyr. Holding him prisoner will inspire
his comrades to take hostages to demand his release. Therefore, I suggest
we do neither. Let the Special Forces, Seals or whatever covertly capture
him, fly him to an undisclosed hospital and have surgeons quickly perform
a complete sex change operation. Then we return her to Afghanistan to live
as a woman under the Taliban.



Hmmmm, but do you really think Bill Gates would look god as a woman?

Well, I guess he'll have the veil...

Ojisan
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