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I have read Buffett.

I have studied Buffett. 

Buffett has billions and billions of dollars. And he's giving much of it away to better the world.

Buffett is a good man. 

I am a good man. Because I claim to have read Buffett I am a smart man too.

You are a good person to read this blog about me, and Buffett. We are all good. And smart.

Buffett's cousin is Jimmy Buffett. Jimmy Buffet makes you feel good.

Buffett's name reminds you of a giant banquet of all-you-can-eat food. Food is delicious. Especially when you're hungry.

Buffett is from Omaha, what a noble name. Omaha. The Heartland of America. He eats a regular hamburger at a humble burger joint in Omaha. His nickname, The Oracle of Omaha is bested only by New England Patriot running back, BenJarvus Green-Ellis, The Law Firm.

I love Warren Buffett. So it is with a humble heart that I learn he has upped his stake in IBM, a classic Monster of Greatness stock. I called for investors in my CAPS Portfolio to invest in IBM on May 10, 2011. Since then the stock has obliterated the market - thrashing it with a pile driver - crushing it by almost 18%. If this growth rates continues, and I actually put real money into IBM, I will eventually become filthy rich like Warren Buffett.

After Warren Buffett passes on, my dream is to keep him around and take over his personality in a benevolent version of what the fella from Psycho did with his mom. 

IBM sounds like I BM. Like a caveman is letting you know he makes doodie.

I am proud to be like Warren Buffett. Proud to join Warren Buffett in ownership of a great American titan. IBM is building a smarter planet.  What more could anyone ask?  I personally - and fictionally -  guarantee this stock will make money. 

Fool On,

E. L. Milagro,

Executive Financial Management Specialist,  and F. Murray Abraham as Salieri Shyster at Business, Harvard-Oxford University with a minor in pottery. The Monsters of Greatness Fund picks stocks that are really large, dominant and probably use lobbyists and other connivances to assure their future success. The Blividian Group is a collection of well-known stocks that we think suck monkey bum. A blivid is 20 lbs of sh*t in a 10 lb sack. Look for my upcoming Value Investing Senate. Summer of 2012. The best $36,500 you ever spent.  

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