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but instead of going for the low-hanging fruit, Byrne wants to pull the whole tree out of the ground.

Which he can do (tree out of the ground routine, that is), because he's twenty feet tall and once loved up on Paul Bunyan's blue ox, Babe, after the two spent a long weekend drinking the town of Tijuana dry back in '97. I heard they got matching snake-wrapped-around-dagger tattoos on that trip. (Actually, I'm a little surprised Patrick doesn't feature his tattoo, which I understand is on his left shoulder blade, in the "I'm the badass whose going to clean up Wall Street fluff pieces that Salt Lake City journalists are falling all over themselves to write.)

But I digress...

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