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I teach you all a little trick to get a hospital to let you stay over at least for the first night of the "procedure"....thats the proper wording for getting sliced open and gutted like a fish!

here is what you do...when they come to put you out to the curb...OPEN A LOUD AND FILTHY MOUTH!....string togethere all the 10 and 12 letter choice words....and build on that....threaten if you have to....dont be nice..cause nice will get you as nasty and evil as possible...we can all conjur up the devil's tongue if we try hard enough....they will eventual stash you someplace...even a closet is better than going home to suffer in pain..and who knows what complications show up several hours after the main event!

the last time....I had my .38 with me...thankfully I did not need to show that...but I would have if need time they kept me in the emergency room for 48 hours...before I agreed to leave...another time it was a night in a dark place w/o windows....I bet it was a mop closet?

if you stay...even 24 hours could save your life...I got other stories...but fingers get tired easy these days

FIGHT...think fight rather than go quietly into the dark

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