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By the way, which folder has the knock-knock jokes?

Way to go, Vickiefool, this is starting out to be the kind of day I like--someone above the age of reason actually asks to hear my knock-knock jokes. Give the People What They Want, that's what I always say. So here goes:

"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Toby"
"Toby who?"
"Toby or not Toby, that is the question"

And another:

"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"Ralph"
"Ralph who?"
"Ralph, Ralph!; Ralph, Ralph!; Ruff, Ruff, Ruff!"

Now I could go on. But I've learned that the knock-knock joke is an art form best appreciated in small doses. One needs one's full concentration to take note of the more subtle allusions. I realize that many of the singles on the board will be telling these to their dates tonight, and that's perfectly OK by me. Just remember, if the tactic fails, it wasn't my idea. I restrained myself very well until Vickifool jumped at the bait.
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