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Q. What is the purpose of this board?
A. It is a haven for the literati of TMF. We sit around, drink excellent coffee, and have meaningful conversations.

Q. What does literati mean?
A. It's an obsolete Italian word meaning persons of the intelligentsia interested in literature and the arts.

Q. But the name of this café sounds French.
A. So does everything, if you drink enough coffee.

Q. Who is the proprietor?
A. I am, but I am lazy and apathetic. The maitre d' is officially in charge. He goes by the name of ¿€.

Q. ¿€ ? You mean like the artist formerly known as Prince?
A. Bingo.

Q. Prince changed his name to Bingo?
A. Would you please pay attention.

Q. What do you talk about, really?
A. Preferably stupid topics such as the weather, peppered with references to popular culture and soft drink advertisements. The important thing is who's talking and how they're talking, not what they're talking about.

Q. I thought you said it was meaningful conversation.
A. I thought I told you I was lazy and apathetic.

Q. Do you serve tarts here?
A. We'll serve anyone.


Proprietor, Café L'Eff
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