And on the third day there was a marriage in Cana of Galilee, and itcame to pass that all the wine was drunk. And the mother of Jesus said unto theLord, "They have no wine." And Jesus said unto the servants, "Fill six water pots with water." And they did so. And when the stewardof the feast did drink of the water from the pots it had become wine. And heknew not from whence it had come. But the servants did know and they applaudedloudly in the kitchen , and said unto the Lord, "How the hell did you do that?" And enquired of him, "Do you dochildren's parties?" And the Lord said, "No." But the servants did press him, saying, "Go on - give us another one." And so He brought forth a carrot andsaid, "Behold this - for it is a carrot." And all around him knew that it wasso - for it was orange, with a green top. And he did place a large red clothover carrot and then removed it and lo, he held in his hand a white rabbit. Andall were amazed and said, "This guys really good, he should turn professional." And they broughthim on a stretcher a man who was sick of the palsey. And they cried unto Him, "Maestro - this man is sick of the palsey." And the Lord said, "If I had to spend my whole life on a stretcher, I'd be pretty sick ofthe palsey too." And they were filled with joy, and cried out, "Lord - thy one lines are as good as thy tricks. Thou art indeed an allround family entertainer." And there came unto Him a woman called Mary who hadseen the Lord and believed. And Jesus said unto her, "Put on a tutu. And lie down in this box." And then took He forth a sawand cleft her in twain and there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth. ButJesus said, "Oh yea of little faith." And He threw open the box, and lo Mary waswhole and all agreed this was a completely brilliant trick,and they hadn't hadso much fun since Nazareth won the cup. And Jesus was well pleased with her andsaid, "From now on you shall be known as Sharon. For that is a good name foran assistant." And the people said, "We've never seen anything like this before. This is great. You must bethe son of God." And the Lord said, "No. I am he who comes before." And they were amazed and said, "Then Master, how will we know the true Lord?" And Jesus said, "By His name shall yea know Him. And he shall have a slightly religiousname. And He shall be called Paul. And Daniels shall he be called." "PAUL DANIELS?!", they cried. And the Lord said, "Yes, something like that."
Oh, the blasphemy!! It doth ring a little too true.
Oh, the blasphemy!! I am so ashamed of myself. Should I sneak quietly out of the back door and never come back?B
Who is Paul Daniels?dc
Who is Paul Daniels?Jack's wine-drinking little brother?
That's Mrs. Daniels' little boy, Paul.
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