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canoe copulating Canadian

Wow. If that phrase ain't worth the nine-cent-a-day entry fee, I dunno what is.

"You Canoe Copulating Canadian ! ".

I can hardly wait to use it in anger.

- DDanny

It is not that Canadian copulate with canoes (well, not sober Canadians) but that to be a true Canadian one has to show one's prowess by copulating in a canoe. It's a Provincial (note capitalized P) rite of passage.

Once persons have achieved this milestone they are allowed to wear a Canadian Flag patch on their clothing or packpacks. Each time you see one worn, you then know this personal has canoodled in a canoe. Boffed in a Bayliner, so to speak. Schtupt in a SeaRay. Cuddled in a ChrisCraft. Maxed out in a Maxim.

While in our more northern points they play kitchekoo in a kayak, in southern Canada we play doctor in a dugout. Upscale Canandians uses the newer fiberglass canoes while traditionalists whack at it in a willowbark. As a middle-of-the-road Canadian I graduated into citizenship via an inflatable model (the boat was inflatable, not the model).

There is an American counterpart: playing the horizontal mambo in a pickup yet, as you will note, it does not have the alliterative value of canoodling and copulating Canadians in a canoe.

And, to get this straight, a canoe is a sex object. It's long, slender, and gets up to speed with a few strokes. Now you know.


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