Challenge 38: Britney Spears' restaurant.Fact: Britney Spears is opening a bistro in NY to be called 'Pinkies' (her friend's nickname for her). You are asked to name something from the menu. Example: 'Veal Medallions Britney with oyster sauce, french fries and M&Ms'. Or 'Chicken Breast with Silicon Gravy'.MichaelR – JesterBeware the Ides of April
Britney's favorite Tube Steak Hero.
I was going to say the reason she grabbed her crotch so much was because of a yeast infection, and that fresh yeast rolls should be on the menu.Then I thought about it and decided it was not such a good idea.
Britney's 'Not That Innocent' Ground Beef Parts Stew.
Specialty of the house:Britney's Extra Spicy Veal ParmeseanOnly $4.99For those who have a taste for young, hot and cheap!Melissa
Charbroiled to perfection: Britney Spears -- kebabs with peppers, onions, hearty beef served with verve and a side of frozen Pepsi
Excerpt from NY Times for Monday, 18 March:"....Pinkies features the 'Oops, I Ate It Again!' dessert platter. The gaudy trappings and cloying sweetness evidenced here are merely one more flat note in this popular yet ultimately unsatisfying venture."Sadie KillmouskiJester....Beware the Ides of April
The Britney Blue Plate SpecialNothing natural but it looks great!
The Justin Timber-Shake
I heard the kitchen staff will re-label all olive oil as extra-virgin olive oil and vigorously proclaim their exclusivity of use with extra-virgin olive oil in spite of the cheap skimpy labels used to barely cover up the bottle everyone knows to be olive oil.knight427--Jester:BIA
The Justin "Blue Vein" Filet
Tuesday's Special: Sum Dum Chicken
Thursday's Special: Calf Brains
Sunday Dinner Special: Rump Roast
Sunday Dinner Special: Rump Roast Available in 3 sizes: Brittney, J-Lo, and Mama Cass
The Brittney "Spear"Features 2 large breasts2 boney legs, 2 boney wings, and a succulent rump roast marinated in extra-virgin olive oil and skewered on a stick. Served on a bed of imitation goose down.
Pasta Lovers Delight:Two large meat balls served on a bed of angel hair and covered with a plain white sauce.
From our Julia Child Menu:Frog legs.
Pierced-Navel Pork Pot Pie
Good Gourd, BronJack has a .06 rec/post ratio. May we present you with this golden calf? MOOT!
Good Gourd, BronJack has a .06 rec/post ratio. May we present you with this golden calf? MOOT!RaggMopp,I gladly accept and insist that I can do better! What do I get for a .01 rec/post?BJ (amazed that the all powerful, funky green-starred, ZZ Top loving, BattleBot fan, RaggMopp acknowledged my newbie presence on the Jester Board)
I gladly accept and insist that I can do better! What do I get for a .01 rec/post?===*===For that you get the patio furniture, the Las Vegas trip and 3 boxes of unsold Motley books. Plus a chance to participate in their next PBS telethon, oh, wait that's right, PBS don't want 'em back. Well enjoy the furniture and the trip anyway.WOOT!
http://boards.fool.com/Message.asp?mid=14448572I'm not as clever as most of you folks, but here's an honest to goodness favorite recipe from Britney Spears I posted on the Abercrombie and Fitch board about a year ago. <g>
RaggMopp,Please tell me that wasn't you messin' up my average by rec'ng me!BJ
Please tell me that wasn't you messin' up my average by rec'ng me!===*===Why, goodness no. That'd be like me putting a moustache on the Mona Lisa with a magic marker. My Gourd, man, I recognize true genius when I see it. A single digit R/P ratio, the mind boggles.Raggmopp
"Hit me Baby Back Ribs"Diane
Hmmm...what type of food would a Britney Spears Restaurant serve? Gotta be fast, easy and cheap...Pit Me Baby One More Time BBQ RibsI'm Not A Curl Extra Large order of Waffle-cut FriesStronger (Than Yesterday) Chili...on the menu everyday, they just don't tell you if it's todays or yesterdays!Sometimes (I broil), Sometimes (I Fry) Marinated Chicken Breasts done YOUR way
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