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Objective: produce fictitious yet funny country / western song titles.I'll go first"I GOT SOMETHING IN MY EYE (AND IT AIN'T YOU)"yee-ha',Diane
I Knew What Life Was After Grandpa Said, 'Pull My Finger'.MichaelR –Jester
My Truck's Broke and so am I.Uhura -- Jester
Your Day Tradin' Days Are Over, Now That I Find Out You Wasn't Meanin' Stocks
I just wanted to get lucky and all I got was a pack of Lucky'sand the Flip-sideYou ain't my momma, and bring me a beerChris – Jester (BTIOA)
My Thoughts Of You Are Like Kudzu
Like Hee Haw, You Ain't Coming' Back.MichaelR --Jester
I took you to school (and you took me to bed)
6-packin 4-wheelin blues
"I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here"and on the flip side:"If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now"Woolsey
"Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye"Woolsey
The Cell Just Ain't The Same Now That You've Been Paroled
When You Changed My Tires, You Changed My Life.....I See Goodyears From Now On
NAFTA was good but why'd they export my sister to Canada?Randall
NASCAR, the WWF, and you
I Got Tears In My Ears From Laying On My Back And Crying In My Sleep Over You.
She Left With The Gold, I'm Left With The Shaft
Give Yer Ex Enough Rope And She'll Take That Too
Mah Pick-Up's Got A Big Block And My Mah He's Got A Big...Family
It's Them Low Down, Dirty Dog, Trailer Trash, DNF Blues
Ole Dale May Be Gone But His Soul Is In My Truck
Hidin' The Moonshine Where The Sun Don't
Six-Fingered, Corn Likkered, Banjo Strummin' Fool.
When You Mooned Me That Night and I Saw My Name Right There, I Knew That You Loved Me
It's Been Lonesome in the Saddle Since My Horse DiedDIMP
Why Oh Why Don't You Choose Some Other Guy To Be Your Bride
From the latest C/W album by N. U. Endo:I got me a Hummer, but it ain't no SUVI'd like to thank you for giving me a handI was well on my way when the cops broke down the doorIt ain't over till I fall asleepWhen I woke up, I was broke, sticky and confusedIt ain't my shoes he'll have to fillI'd like to buy you breakfast if you'd just tell me your nameWould you mind if we just didn't talk?Is that what you call love? We ain't even done.Chris – Jester (BTIOA!)
She Was Cuter Than A Pup Under A Little Red Wagon But She Still Took Me For A Ride
Her Daddy Had A Shotgun
She Warnt No Electrician's Daughter But She Shocked Me Just The Same
Her Daddy Was A Banker And Her Mom Was A Baton Twirler So She Took My Money And Split
My Dog Died And I Cried~jscott - jester
Something a bit different...The Motley Fool, Country & Western Style:STAND BY YOUR PLANSometimes it's hard just gettin' debt freeGivin' all your money to the credit card manOh, you're having bad times payin' for all those good timesCuttin' back in any way you can.Hey, but if you charged it, you gotta repay itEven when you don't think you canAnd if you repay it, be proud of itThen after that, start investin' all you can.Stand by your PLANand the debt-free dream we cling toTMF is the place to come toWhen you are broke and lonelyStand by your PLANAnd tell the world, CASH ONLYKeep rollin' all the change you canStand by your PLAN
"I Only Drink,Cause It Makes you Purty"*JR*
"I Won Three Winston Cups and She Still Won't Let Me Fool Around."Of course, that record only spins counter-clockwise.5Speed
This one is REAL (I wrote it):"My Ex Gave Me One Dozen Roses....It Wasn't Love,It Was Psychosis"*JR*
You're Just a Pop-Top (in the Six-Pack of My Mind)BK
"(I WISH YOUR HEAD WAS) BETWEEN A ROCK AND A HARD PLACE"Diane
"The Sheep are Looking Better (Since You Left Me)"Diane
"Just a Pinch Between Your Cheek and Gum (is where I want to be)"Diane
"How Can You Be Sure Your Mother wasn't Inbred?"Diane
There's a "Dear John" on my John Deer.
"Mama Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up to Trade Enron"Diane(okay, so maybe this should have been a Challenge 39A: Altered C/W Song Titles) :-)
Meetin' You at the Family Reunion Put Cuzzin' Phil Out of My Mind Fer Good
I still rue the day they took my doppels away
You Ain't My Cousin So We Ain't Gettin' MarriedPull My Finger And Hold A Flaming Zippo To My ButtShe Told Me To Take Out The Trash, So I'm Dating Her SisterMy Sister's Pregnant And It Ain't My Fault This TimeI Got Hemorrhoids And They're All Named Rae-AnnIt Hurts When I Pee And You're To BlameA Tornado Got My Trailer (Again)Wada
Hate to say it, raggmopp, but Jerry Reed actually had a hit with "She got the goldmine, and I got the Shaft"Truth is stramger that DIMP's sense of humor....KY Hawkeye--Jester....BEWARE THE IDES OF APRIL!!!!!!!!!
Hate to say it, raggmopp, but Jerry Reed actually had a hit with "She got the goldmine, and I got the Shaft"===*===Well that's no surprise, I'd heard that title somewhere before I just didn't realize that it was a "real one". I think "Tears in my ears" might actually be legit too.
Hate to say it, raggmopp, but Jerry Reed actually had a hit with "She got the goldmine, and I got the Shaft"===*===Well that's no surprise, I'd heard that title somewhere before I just didn't realize that it was a "real one". I think "Tears in my ears" might actually be legit too.Tear in My Beer/Hank Williams, Sr.There's a tear in my beer 'cause I'm cryin' for you,dear you are on my lonely mind. Into these last nine beers I have shed a million tears. You are on my lonely mindI'm gonna keep on sittin' here until I'm petriified.And then maybe these tears will leave my eyes.There's a tear in my beer 'cause I'm crying' for you, dearYou are on my lonely mind.Last night I walked the floorand the night beforeYou are on my lonely mind.It seems my life is throughand I'm so doggone blueYou are on my lonely mind.I'm gonna keep on sittin' here till I can't move a toeand then maybe my heartwon't hurt me so.There's a tear in my beer'cause I'm cryin' for you, dear.You are on my lonely mind.Lord, I've tried and I've triedBut my tears I can't hideYou are on my lonely mind.All these blues that I've foundHave really got me downYou are on my lonely mindI'm gonna keep on drinkin' till I can't even thinkCause in the last week I ain't slept a winkThere's a tear in my beer"cause I'm crying for you dearYou are on my lonely mind.
I think "Tears in my ears" might actually be legit too.Yes.Some of the funniest are actually real.My personal favorite - also real:"Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Goalposts in the Sky"And they just love it where I live.*Sigh*Klash, who has absolutely nothing against Jesus and bets He's laughing too....
"Drop Kick Me Jesus Through the Goalposts in the Sky"===*===SUM!CH, it's real. Though I'd heard it as "Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through the Goal Post of Life."OT follows Klash, who has absolutely nothing against Jesus and bets He's laughing too....===*===There used to be this picture floating around of Christ riant which was an absolute hoot! THAT'S my guy.Raggmopp
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