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That's right you merry whackos, this is the corporate steam vent, the psychological fail-safe mechanism. Gimme a one liner about how if YOU was in charge things really would get better. No visciousness.

For example: The head of the Customer Service dept. and the guy sweeping the floors would have to change places, the change in perspective would do both a world of good.

WOOT!
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Folks recommending stocks in print would actually have to have qualifications to do so.
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Footware would be required.
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Layoff candidates would be rated on their foosball expertise.
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Pepsi would replace Coke in the company refrigerator.
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I would change my effing name immediately.

BK
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The wearing of "mouse ears" would not be permitted when Mr. Buffet is visiting.
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Each week, a different employee would pick up the Murphy's tab.
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Corporate HQ would be moved to someplace more befitting our investing style...like Las Vegas.
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Supervisors would be handcuffed to employees' workstation/machinery/operations position until they could understand the difficulties of what the supervisor asks of employee!
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All post older than 6 months would be deleted so there would not be a need for an improved search engine.
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Use of the term "WOOT" at HQ would be banned.
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Green stars would not get the Thinking Chair.
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All employees would be required to attend a Lion Fishing Retreat.
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Access to The Cartoon Channel will be limited, dressing up as one of the PowerPuff girls will be discouraged.
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The oil in RoboNanny would be changed more often.
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All employees would be made abundantly aware that Mycroft has left the company.
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IndecisiveFool would have complete control over the LBYM board.
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The LBYM board would be sold to Mother Jones, or one of them.
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Anyone admitting to investing in the Rule Fakers would be suspended.
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BigKahoona would have complete control over the FTG board.
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The music to "It's a Small World" would be continuously played on NADA.
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Anyone demanding complete control over any board would have to show an advanced degree in clinical psychology and pee in the bottle.
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All flame wars would be settled in the alley out back.
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The He/She board would be relabelled to She/He.
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Bogey would become a regular poster and would have to make his complaints to someone who acted just like him.

Agent
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Christians on the Christian Fools board would be required to act like Christians.
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Anyone demanding that anyone demanding complete control over any board would have to show an advanced degree in clinical psychology and pee in the bottle would have to show an advanced degree in clinical psychology and pee in the bottle.
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Bogey would become a regular poster and would have to make his complaints to someone who acted just like him.
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You sadistic !tard, have a rec.
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David Gardner would be required to cheer for Duke.
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Anyone demanding that anyone demanding complete control over any board would have to show an advanced degree in clinical psychology and pee in the bottle would have to show an advanced degree in clinical psychology and pee in the bottle

Raggmopp would have to hold the bottle while it was being filled.
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Corporate HQ would be moved to someplace more befitting our investing style...like Las Vegas.

Or Atlantic City.
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Raggmopp would have to hold the bottle while it was being filled.
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Don't take the easy ones
Don't take the easy ones
Don't take the easy ones
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Christians on the Christian Fools board would be required to act like Christians.

...or be fed to the lions.
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Bogey would be required to explain why a post was pulled on ITF.
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Bogey would be required to wear tights and exclaim "Let's Rock" when addressing co-workers.
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Christians on the Christian Fools board would be required to act like Christians.

...or be fed to the lions.


Isn't that covered under the Lion Fishing Expedition Clause we all had to agree to when becoming charter members?
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Anyone wearing a dorky hat while representing the company on a television show would be referred to the Employee Mental Assistance staff.
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I would fire my brother.
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I would not limit RECs.
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I would not limit RECs.

I think Rec is self limiting:

http://boards.fool.com/Profile.asp?uid=19377960
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PETA would be allowed to set Raggmopp's goats free.
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I would dedicate my entire staff to fixing things that aren't broken and ignoring broken things that need fixing.
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I would dedicate my entire staff to fixing things that aren't broken and ignoring broken things that need fixing.

Wait...didn't that happen on February 14?
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I would ban Saturns from company property - virtual or otherwise.
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Dresssing all in black would be prohibited unless you really were in mourning.
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Navel display would be out unless you were a good looking female.
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"Gimme a one liner about how if YOU was in charge things really would get better. No visciousness."

If I were in charge I'd bring Adrian back.
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Breast augmentations would be covered under the company's health insurance, but breast reductions would not (except for older men nicknamed "swimdad").

BK
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Prohibit Bogey from posting, pulling posts, and suspending people between 12:01 am and 8:00 am.
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Admit that the Beardstown Ladies have a better portfolio performance than the Motlley Fool portfolios.
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Bogey would have to explain why he suspended both Eswan and Apetrel for 99 years because eswan fool alert a post.
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DavidG would have to explain why despite claiming they were planning the "pay for post" move for a year, the fool is still acting like they do not have the slightest idea what they are doing.
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Ronald McDonald would be invited to provide weekly makeup tips.

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If I were Mr. Motley...

all TMF'ers would have to change their names to the names of Garbage Pail Kids.

Kim
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