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Directed by John "Bud" Carlos and starring Jack Palance (who obviously needed some cash) as Xenos. This is the straight movie, sans MST3K commentary, so if you get it, keep these lines in mind and fill them in as appropriate:

* Some guys just can't wear a bustier

* Jack Palance: Now I'm going to rip my agent a new one

* Hey, look at that! It looks just like a giant...
You can't say that!
Let's just say I'm envious. Anybody got any giant batteries?

* This is what happens when you cross breed women with whippets.

* These guys [litter bearers] should be happy. Nell Carter is queen in the next kingdom.

Uhura :o)
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