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A man goes to his bank manager.

Man: I'd like to borrow $200,000 to set up in the cheese making

Bank Manager: And where were you going to set up this business?

Man: A little place in Somerset England called Cheddar.
There's a nice gorge there and some caves. It's really lovely.

BM: But what are you going to market your cheese as?

Man: I thought "Cheddar Cheese".

BM: Don't be so stupid. There's already a Cheddar Cheese. It's one of the most famous cheeses in the world. Go away and have a re-think!!

2 Months later

Man: I'd like to borrow $200,000 to set up in the cheese making

BM: Where this time?

Man: A little place in Wales called Caerphilly.

BM: For god's sake man! - there's already a cheese by that name. Don't
bother me again until you've really thought this through!!!

1 Month Later

Man: I'd like to borrow $200,000 to set up in the cheese making

BM (Exasperated): Where now??!

Man: Israel!

BM: Israel! now that could work. There isn't much of a cheese industry in Israel. What were you thinking of calling the company?

Man: Well ... I thought ... "CHEESES OF NAZARETH".

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