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Scenes from ICU on Sunday evening......

CN: I love you.
dianakalt: How many?
CN: One hundred billion and six.
(standard dianakalt/CN schtick)

dianakalt: who is the president of the United States?
CN: why don't you ask me a hard one?
dianakalt: OK how old is EldestNiece.
CN: Darn, that is a hard one. 10?
(CN always asks how I can remember how old is relatives are when he can't. For the record, EldestNiece turned 11 in September)

dianakalt: the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
CN: (in monty python voice) African or European?

dianakalt: How do we get your dad to stop telling stories I've already heard five times?
CN: I don't know.
ICUNurseSister: That's a trick question, dianakalt!
(CN's dad likes to entertain. Sometimes we don't want to be entertained, but it is hard to tell that to such a nice guy)

CN: (eats bite of vanilla pudding this morning)
CN: (makes yucky face)
dianakalt: you don't like pudding much, do you?
CN: I want chocolate.
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