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Coupla more things about Hawaii. They got more tattoos than Portland, hard as that is to believe. But fewer piercings.

And don't get me started on the Hawaiian language. OK, too late. It suffers a serious deficiency of consonants. No b, d, f, g, j, r, s, t, v, x or z. Now, I can live without b's, d's, f's and g's -- but how can you have a language with no s's or t's? No wonder the Hawaiians were so bellicose.

My 1st thought was his computer rusted and clogged up from all the rain, fog and mildew from that hell hole of a state he lives in.

I've got to correct some of the ignorance displayed in this statement. We don't actually get much fog here. And it doesn't rain indoors where computers are normally kept. On the other hand, I've never had to open the computer to clean out fire ant nests, aim an extra fan at it to prevent overheating, nor carry it to shelter as tornadoes approached.

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