WHY GOD CREATED CHILDREN (AND IN THE PROCESS GRANDCHILDREN)To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students...here is something to make you chuckle.Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children.After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing he said was "DON'T!""Don't what?" Adam replied."Don't eat the forbidden fruit." God said."Forbidden fruit? We have forbidden fruit? Hey Eve...we have forbidden fruit!!!!!""No Way!""Yes way!""Do NOT eat the fruit!" said God."Why""Because I am your Father and I said so!" God replied, wondering why He hadn't stopped creation after making the elephants. A few minutes later, God saw His children having an apple break and He was ticked!"Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit?" God asked."Uh huh," Adam replied."Then why did you?" said the Father."I don't know," said Eve."She started it!" Adam said"Did not!""Did too!""DID NOT!"Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own. Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed.BUT THERE IS REASSURANCE IN THE STORY!If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give children wisdom, and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself. If God had trouble raising children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you?
Not really humor, but worth to post it!JannyTo My Child Be sure and read to the bottom portion......Just for this morning, I am going to smile when I see your face andlaugh when I feel like cryingJust for this morning, I will let you choose what you want to wear, andsmile and say how perfect it is.Just for this morning, I am going to step over the laundry, and pick youup and take you to the park to play.Just for this morning, I will leave the dishes in the sink, and let youteach me how to put that puzzle of yours together.Just for this afternoon, I will unplug the telephone and keep thecomputer off, and sit with you in the backyard and blow bubbles.Just for this afternoon, I will not yell once, not even a tiny grumblewhen you scream and whine for the ice cream truck, and I will buy youone if he comes by.Just for this afternoon, I won't worry about what you are going to bewhen you grow up, or second guess every decision I have made where youare concerned.Just for this afternoon, I will let you help me bake cookies, and Iwon't stand over you trying to fix them.Just for this afternoon, I will take us to McDonald's and buy us both aHappy Meal so you can have both toys.Just for this evening, I will hold you in my arms and tell you a storyabout how you were born and how much I love you.Just for this evening, I will let you splash in the tub and not getangry.Just for this evening, I will let you stay up late while we sit on theporch and count all the starsJust for this evening, I will snuggle beside you for hours, and miss myfavorite TV shows.Just for this evening when I run my finger through your hair as youpray, I will simply be grateful that God has given me the greatest giftever given.I will think about the mothers and fathers who are searching for theirmissing children, the mothers and fathers who are visiting theirchildren's graves instead of their bedrooms, and mothers and fathers whoare in hospital rooms watching their children suffer senselessly, andscreaming inside that they can't handle it anymore.And when I kiss you good night I will hold you a little tighter, alittle longer. It is then, that I will thank God for you, and ask himfor nothing, except one more day.............
Best Of |
Favorites & Replies |
Start a New Board |
My Fool |