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There was an old guy wandering around the supermarket
calling out,
"Crisco, Crisssco!"
Finally a store clerk approached.
"Sir, the Crisco is in aisle five."
"Oh," replied the old gentleman, "I'm not looking for
cooking Crisco.
"I
am calling my wife."
"Your wife is named crisco the clerk said. "Nah," he
answered, "I only
call her that when we're out in public."
"Oh? What do you call her when you are at home?" "Lard
ass."
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