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Dan, In this pic (a little clearer) you more resemble Yankee pitcher Andy Pettite. As an ex-Philadelphian, this pains me. We really need you to change your look to resemble an attractive male from the best city north of the mason dixon line. Unfortunately, there are a lot of guys who look like Ed Rendell and Pat Croce around. But that also works in your favor, as evidenced by your stunning girlfriend.

whom you are coincidentally responsible for banishing

I'm sorry. I didn't realize my powers to banish were so strong. He must have been a little too used to the Gimme boards.

JTM (Still looking for a pic that doesn't make me look like a fat white guy)
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