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Danish and David:

Did'ya hear about the guy that walked into the pizza parlor to pick up his pizza, and the counter clerk said, "How do you want that cut? In 8 pieces or 16?"
The customer replied, "Better make it 8. I don't think I can eat 16."


Q: So, would you like your $399.00 pizza cut in 11 pieces or 10?
A: 11, where each piece is worth $36.27.

Correct. Size-wise the pizza is the same, as both of you said.
In fact, as near as I can tell, you were right in everything you said!
As David said, it seems to be handled like an 11 for 10 split (a messy business).

Now at the pizza parlor, just as we sit down to eat, before we have taken a bite, the candy man comes around to the tables and says, "I'll give you a piece of candy for every piece of pizza you have there."

So, what we pick up is that extra piece of candy. And this 1 extra piece of candy (which we did nothing to deserve), continues year after year -- as long as the candy man continues to pay out candy periodically.

Since I have NTE in both my two brokerage accounts, I'll wait and see how they each handle all this, before I put my official seal on this post.

How does this explanation sound?


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