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Dear Boss,

Yow! The competition is kicking our butt and eatin' our lunch [I blame myself, well not really, read on]. This is one tuff competition. I've taken the liberty of scheduling an appearance for you in the DC area next Tuesday [we was gonna do BC but then someone asked "why?"].

Yes, the Rabid Frisky Cheerleaders will be there to "strut their stuff" but it's YOU we really want to showcase. Please advise which of the following you'll feel up to accomplishing:

a) Change the course of a mighty river

b) Bend STEEL in you bare hands

c) Leap over a tall building with a single bound


Rabid Raggmopp

Raggs, you are so right about the competition heating up and equally right that about now I should discard the Clark Kent persona and reveal the true MichaelR which, in part, I shall at . The trouble was at the photography session those in the back of the room were yelling, “Take it off, take it all off,” while those in the front were yelling. “Put it back on, put it all back on.”

Also, when I said I would prefer a leaf or something the DoP asked for someone to find a basil leaf. A Rodney Dangerfield moment to be treasured for ever.

About the three tasks. A mild concern with them in that would doing these improve my posting content and perspicuity? After all, TMF is still holding to its guns on The Feste Award winner having at least these and I wonder if by completing your three tasks it would change anything? Not that I can't do these tasks (at least in part and after a discussion of what 'change' means and 'the course' means and 'a mighty river' means because interpretation is necessary).

Plus, and I mean this sincerely, have you seen a phone booth recently? I mean this. If I am to change from MichaelR to MICHAELR where are all the phone booths? They've been replaced by these opening thingies and no way am I changing into my Feste Award winning Spandex and Cape in plain view.

I am doomed.


I must disappoint about being in DC on Tuesday. I have a prior engagement: I put on The Feste Award winning Spandex and Cape and Elly took one look and she fell on the floor laughing and her ass fell off. We are having it replaced on Tuesday.
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