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Dear Client:
Please realize that I can't just quickly make an estimate of what you're going to owe on April 15. Your situation is complex, with multiple rentals, stocks sales, itemized deductions, potential AMT, and a state that is not mine. I am not a soothsayer. I can't look at your inch think pile of papers - most of which are actually necessary for your return - and compute your taxes through divine revelation.

It's going to take me some time to go through everything and input it and review it to get you a result.

Wait a minute.

It's coming to me.


You owe a bazillion dollars.

Plus another $12 to your state.

Yeah. That's it.

--Peter, your clairvoyant accountant
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