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Dear Doctor Fumbduck,If someone I know had unprotected sex with a space alien, will a Q-tip work to remove the spawn from their ear? I'm just asking for a friend.Dr Fumbduck says:Tell your "friend" that if a being ejaculates with such force, removing the spawn from "their" ear would be the least of "their" worries.
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