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The list of delusions one must be under in order to be pro-gun control is surely epic, so let's list some of them just for S&G's!

1. Despite a mountain of evidence saying the Founders were pro-civilian firearms ownership in order to resist a tyrannical government they surely didn't mean for the Second Amendment to apply to civilians so they could own guns to resist tyrannical government.

2. Gun owners can't be responsible with guns in gun free zones but telling a rapist not to rape you means they'll be responsible and won't do it.

3. Despite the young, the strong, the many and the able vicitmizing the old, the weak, the few and the ailing all throughout human history it's crazy to suggest that giving the would-be victims the ability to defend themselves with like force could possibly help the would-be victims or be a deterrent.

4. When a homeowner shoots a home invader the homeowner should be subject to criminal and civil liability, not the person who committed the actual crime in the first place.

5. Women should have options for everything... except how they choose to defend themselves.

6. Women are capable of anything, but using firearms for self-defense is too darn much to expect from the poor dears. But if they do they should use the heaviest weapons around with the largest kick and loudest report (12-gauge shotguns) because it's too difficult for them to use black rifles with practically no kick and far less report, more ammo in the magazines, etc. (My MIL has shot one for chris-sake, the woman can hardly manage to get off the pontoon boat onto the dock on her own yet can handle an AR-15 with no problem!)

7. Teaching kids gun safety is dangerous, it's better that they remain ignorant of it and learn it for themselves if they happen to come upon one of the 300 million guns in the United States.

8. You don't have to show a need for the internet, books, free assembly, the right to privacy, for abortion, etc.... but someone deciding you don't need an AR-15 gives them the power to say you can't have one.

9. Despite governments killing hundreds of millions of civilians over the course of the most recent century it makes perfect sense that only governments should have guns and the civilians should be disarmed.

10. Despite the fact that in many states the only required firearms training for law enforcement occurs in the police academy cops are inherently better trained in the use of guns than civilians who go to the range weekly on their own, go through more intensive courses voluntarily or happen to be ex-military or ex-law enforcment. It's just a given that cops have more training and, apparently, can violate the various laws of physics and are thus always immediately available when you need one regardless of where you happen to be at any time of day/night.

Feel free to keep adding to this list.
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