Skip to main content
Update
The boards are getting a new home!

We're pleased to announce an update is coming to the community boards.

Sunday, September 25th: We are migrating the boards to a new platform. The site is currently in read-only mode and we will bring it back online as soon as the migration is complete.

Fool.com | The Motley Fool Community
This Board Has Moved

This board has been migrated to our new platform! Click below to continue the discussion on the new site.

Go to the New Site
Message Font: Serif | Sans-Serif
 
No. of Recommendations: 3
Depends on how much you're willing to bribe. Remember that problem I had with IE and you solved it? Not enough. That difficulty I had with defragging? Still not enough. You showing how to download with security? Ever not enough.

Let's [email protected] $50 per hour* that should add up to roughly $150.

Here's the deal, I'll let you keep the $150 and then you can vote for me. I'd say $150 is a LOT more than poor ole Twitty's $14.75, but I bet I work harder and do more than Twitty too.

I am in awe of what you know and, for this reason alone, you get my vote. However, for all your knowledge, I catch more salmon than you.

Thank you and O.K., but I catch more Bass than you.

You send me a way to get my computer working better and I'll give you my vote.

O.K., click on this next link and scroll down to the heading Door, second paragraph...try that.

http://www.technology.niagarac.on.ca/people/mboldin/tourbot.htm

Do you need instructions on how to perform the necessary maneuvers to get the computer off your desk and onto the floor in front of the door? I can probably write something up for you if needed.

The last you sent, making my computer fart in my general direction, was not appreciated.

Yeah, I heard that this happened to several fools**. I also know Twitty's been using my ScreenName when I'm not online and either making posts posing as me or e-mailing fools** offline and requesting they click on an executable file that's attached to that e-mail.

You didn't click on that executable file, did you?

However, you should consider yourself lucky he didn't send you the Scratch&Sniff™ e-mail. Those things are real buggers to get them to work right! I spent nearly a week e-mailing him back and forth trying to get it to work for me. He had me trying all sorts of stuff on my computer trying to get it to work, but nothing ever did. It crashed a couple of times too. Never did figure out what I was doing wrong.***

ßillƒ

*Discounted because you're a Fool. Normal fees are $75 per hour.

**They'd be smallfools for listening to...I mean...for clicking on an executable file attached to an e-mail.

***Been making fun of myself since 1903 'cause I make it so [email protected] easy. ;-)
Print the post  

Announcements

When Life Gives You Lemons
We all have had hardships and made poor decisions. The important thing is how we respond and grow. Read the story of a Fool who started from nothing, and looks to gain everything.
Contact Us
Contact Customer Service and other Fool departments here.
What was Your Dumbest Investment?
Share it with us -- and learn from others' stories of flubs.
Work for Fools?
Winner of the Washingtonian great places to work, and Glassdoor #1 Company to Work For 2015! Have access to all of TMF's online and email products for FREE, and be paid for your contributions to TMF! Click the link and start your Fool career.