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Depends on who you talk to. My personal favorite is the following:

If you have to hold onto the blades of grass in your lawn to keep the earth's rotation from throwing you off, you may have had too much.

In all actuality, you stay on an even pace, and when you start making statements that involve how strong you are, how fast, how far you can jump, or some other boast, you need to stop. Because after the next beer, you will begin trying to prove it. This usually precedes 94% of all emergency room visits I've been involved with.

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