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Don't play fast
Don't play loose
Just buy a tube
of our TitMousse

Naw. I like the Burma Shave type ads better.

If you're
In doubt
About your boobs
We'll sell
you stuff™
In little tubes


With ads
And jingles
And door to door
We sell you creme
To soothe your knockers


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