The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?A: What for? He can't see my license plate.Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying "Guns don't kill people. I do."Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car?A: Always wear a condom.Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?A: Your car.Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?A: The color.Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?A: Heavy psychedelics.Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?A: Carry loaded weapons.
IT is hard to imagine that they have questions with fill in the blank answers.Of course, not as funny as:baddacbad
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