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An earlier post mentioned that a women's hubby had his pecker measured for erection functionality. And here's the test and devices.

A man with a good brain function should have a natural erection with manual stimulation. Almost all the young men can erect with visual or auditory stimulations.
Mind stimulation causes the morning erection and wet dream for those who have a good brain-testiscular function. Even, my middle aged body still naturally responds to the porn movies or beautiful bikini ladies on the beach or pool side.
The natural erection is a meter of the male brain-testicular function. A man without a natural erection can not bring his penis to the full power state that drives his lady to orgasm in few minutes. The love action is to power the penis to an extreme from a natural erection (pointing 2-3 o'clock position). Women's orgasm requires a lot of high pressure stimulation from the power-up penis on the G-spot or Epicenter.
When a penis requires a stimulation to erect by hand jobs or oral sex, the penis will go limp again because the man does not have enough bioelectricity in the parasympathetic sexual nerves or can not produce a burst of testosterone and 5-alpha reductase to continuously charge the nerve system and to balloon the penis.
Erection, increase in circumference as well as rigidity, can be measured with a simple device consisting of a calibrated felt band with a sliding collar fastened to 1 end.
Thus it was concluded that the erection meter, in conjunction with an erotic video test and nocturnal penile tumescence measurements, is a useful and simple device in the differential diagnosis of erectile difficulties in men.

Uncleguido's conclusion: If you arn't getting 'any' and you ain't having wet dreams; take pistol and blow out yer brains LOL

UncleGuido, unsage advice

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Uncleguido's conclusion: If you arn't getting 'any' and you ain't having wet dreams; take pistol and blow out yer brains LOL


You're a pretty obnoxious individual - were you aware of that?
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Uncleguido's conclusion: If you arn't getting 'any' and you ain't having wet dreams; take pistol and blow out yer brains LOL


You're a pretty obnoxious individual - were you aware of that?


Uh Jon......... I think that is precisely what he is shooting for. I think its a schtick.
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Uh Jon......... I think that is precisely what he is shooting for. I think its a schtick.


I agree, but even for a troll he's particularly unpleasant to have around.
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Uncleguido's conclusion: If you arn't getting 'any' and you ain't having wet dreams; take pistol and blow out yer brains LOL


You're a pretty obnoxious individual - were you aware of that?


You know, I said this earlier, in a soft-sell sort of way: http://boards.fool.com/Message.asp?mid=23787603 and basically got told that I was a prude.

Amanda
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I agree, but even for a troll he's particularly unpleasant to have around.

Click the frowny face, Jon dear, it brings peace.

Always ;-)
Hunzi

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I've been called a prude too. I wouldn't worry about it.
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You've been called lots of things hun, but I don't think anyone around here has called you a prude..... =P
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Amanda, that was a soft-sell sort of way LOL. Interesting...but now you folks have elevated me to a Troll. Now that's a promotion.
Thanks. But, do any of you really know what a troll is?

A supernatural creature of Scandinavian folklore, variously portrayed as a friendly or mischievous dwarf or as a giant...

Ahhh....I must admit it is but a short hop from Sicily to Scandinavia...

roflmao

uncleguido, schtick promotions, Atlanta

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Julie thinks I am a prude among others. No biggie though.

:-)
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Click the frowny face, Jon dear, it brings peace.

Test for echo? Frowny face click here? :-)

waves at hunzi
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I agree, but even for a troll he's particularly unpleasant to have around.

Click the frowny face, Jon dear, it brings peace.

Always ;-)
Hunzi

______________________________

Oh THANK YOU! I'd forgotten about the frowny face...

:-)

Best,
AB
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<<Click the frowny face, Jon dear, it brings peace. >>

I had never clicked the frowny face before. I like it. I really really like it.
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"Uncleguido's conclusion: If you arn't getting 'any' and you ain't having wet dreams; take pistol and blow out yer brains LOL"

I have been giving the post quoted above some thought.

I am offended and disgusted by the content of the post especially, among other things, the connection made between "blow out yer brains" and a serious nervous disorder, which was terminal.
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I have been giving the post quoted above some thought.


Uh-oh.....someone is in really big trouble. Precious took the time to get offended, not a good thing.

(((((Precious)))))


WF
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Thanks WF.

((((( WF )))))

Just something about health, dying, death, depression, and suicide.
And not in a LOL-ing mood either.
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Yeah, I forgot to congrat Kas on her use of frowny face....if we all join in we may rid ourselves of trolls.

WF *off to dinner*
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I disagree with the application of the term 'troll' in this particular case.
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Well, dang me for a 'lower-case' fool, I'm ROFLMAO !

That was a pretty 'hot' and interesting scientific treatise you wrote...

Did you hear one of Andy Rooney's commentaries, wherein he said ladies wondered how men could find them attractive upon waking, when their hair was uncombed and they were without make-up?

He reminded them that in the morning men's blood pooled 'nowhere near the optic nerve'...


Sounds like he shares your sense of humor.

Thanks for the laughs,
Alice of the 'frogfarm'
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Thanks Alice, you will be added to my Favorite Fools....

I do like Andy Rooney...he comes up with good ones.

Have a great day!!!

UncleGuido
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waves at hunzi


Waves back! ;-)

Always ;-)
Hunzi
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What was coyote waving?!


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What was coyote waving?!


I never kiss and tell.

Always ;-)
Hunzi
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What was coyote waving?!


Well, if she could see it without her glasses I know what it wasn't!!!!




(just kidding coyote)
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