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ever wonder.....


Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?


Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?


Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?


Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?


Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?


Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?


Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?


Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?


Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?


Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?


Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?


You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?


Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?


Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?


If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?


If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?



Kathy
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.... ever wonder

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?"


Because they never do anything with their mouth closed, so why break the routine?

Which is precisely the reason why women can't fart: they can't shut up long enough to build up enough pressure.

~aj
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Which is precisely the reason why women can't fart: they can't shut up long enough to build up enough pressure.
~aj

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tenspouse told me;

We women don't sweat, fart, or belch. That's why we bich. If we don't, we'll explode!




When I asked her if there wasn't another way we could relieve pressure (wink wink), she said,

"I have PMS and a handgun... next question?





Rich
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