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Hey, Steven!

Since you bogued on our little soiree, you deserve this one:

http://boards.fool.com/Message.asp?mid=15976715

Enjoy!

scottie
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Or the one 'bout the Aggie newlywed down there in Texas:

"Aggie Newlywed"

An Aggie and his bride ask the hotel desk clerk
for a room, telling him they just got married that
morning.

"Congratulations!" says the clerk. Looking at the
cowboy, he asks, "Would you like the bridal then?"

"Naw, thanks," says the Aggie. "I reckon I'll just
hold her by the ears 'til she gets the hang of it."


Yoda
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     Boo... Hissssssss...

Seymore... . {-:
<<www.knowsabadtexasjokewhenheseesone.pl>>



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I tole y'all I had 'nother place t'be Winsdynite! An that jokes oldern dirt.


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Units of the Texas A&M Corps of Cadets have surrounded Bealls department store in Bryan, Texas. Sources claim to have spotted Bed-Linen on the second floor.
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That'll cost ya 15 yards for unnecessary roughness.
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Aggie Newlywed"
An Aggie and his bride ask the hotel desk clerk
for a room, telling him they just got married that
morning.

"Congratulations!" says the clerk. Looking at the
cowboy, he asks, "Would you like the bridal then?"

"Naw, thanks," says the Aggie. "I reckon I'll just
hold her by the ears 'til she gets the hang of it."

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As a future Texas A & M Aggie, I do not agree with the selection of jokes. ;-) If you got any about CU however, by all means let them fly.

Biochem
*Stickin up for ColoradoAggie*
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*Stickin up for ColoradoAggie*

No need to stick up for another Aggie, we just stick together!

Gig 'em, Aggies!

Steven
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I tole y'all I had 'nother place t'be Winsdynite! An that jokes oldern dirt.

Nah - what y'all tole al' us was that you usually worked out Winsdays, but that you figgered you could do with some 12-ounce curls on this p'ticlar Winsday. An me 'n Yoda figgered we'd be good fer providin' you with one or two o' them 12-ounce weights, if'n you showed up.

Fine ol' friend you are - me 'n Yoda was forced to lift them weights ourselves; and we's old men. But duty called, as they say, and we were equal to the task.

King HockeyPhool
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I'm sorry I put you and Yoda to such torture. How can I make it up to you, my liege?
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How can I make it up to you, my liege?

Your properly respectful tone goes far with me.

Thou shalt make it a priority to attend the next such FiCo throwdown, and thou shalt allow your King and Knight Protector to provide with with liquid refreshment, which thou shalt then consume.

King HockeyPhool
...Iron Fist in Velvet Glove...
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I shall consume such quantities as you command, lest my wife command me stop!

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